Politics

Trump's Border Wall Blueprint: A How-to Guide from Your Local Home Improvement Center

By [Your Name Here], Senior Scribe, Scandal Sheet Section   TRUMP TURNS HOME DEPOT INTO IMMIGRATION CHECKPOINT, SEEKS WALL BUILDERS ON SALE EXCLUSIVE PICS: President Trump sparked early morning chaos …

By Michael · May 4, 2026

Trump Declares California 'Disloyal,' Threatens To Trade It For Mexico

In a press conference today, President Donald Trump announced he's had his fill of California, threatening to invade if the state doesn't fall into line with his administration's polici…

By Ruthless Red-Pen Wielder · April 26, 2026